Jonah was the pastor so all of us were addressing him as "pastor jonah" and we were asking him questions. so here's how it goes.
Me: Pastor Jonah? What are humans?
Jonah: They're people.
Me: what are people?
Jonah: us.
Me: what are we?
Jonah: Dust.
Me: laughing
Jake: How did God make us Pastor Jonah?
Jonah: I DONT KNOW! I ONLY KNOW HOW GOD MADE ADAM AND EVE!
Me: Pastor Jonah how did God make the first humans?
Jonah: He made Adam out of dust, out of the ground, and He made Eve out of a rib from Adam.
Jake: Pastor Jonah? Did Adam bleed?
Jonah: Nope.
Jake: Did Adam feel it!? WOULDN'T IT HURT PASTOR JONAH!?
Jonah: No he didn't feel it because God put him to sleep. God took care of Adam.
Me: Preach the sermon Pastor Jonah!
Jules: yeah preach the Gospel pastor!
Jake: Yeah preach!! Preach it!!
Jonah: I can't children because I don't have much time.
Me: why don't you have much time pastor Jonah?
Jonah: because I have to go to work.
Me andJake: But I thought a pastor's work was to preach the Gospel.
Jonah: it is! But I also have to work by going and meeting with other husbands...
Me: You mean other pastors?
Jonah: No. I mean husbands.
Me: and pastors too?
Jonah: well some of them are Pastors too but not all of them. Most of them are husbands like me.
Me and Jules: Pastor Jonah do you have a wife?
Jonah: mmHmm
Jules: what's her name, crystal?
(Long story..about...the above sentence..)
So Jonah gets embarrassed and mad because Jules and Jake are laughing and teasing him. So he goes upstairs. (I had to put him down for a nap anyways)
As we're walking up the stairs (just jonah and i)
Me: Pastor Jonah? Do you have kids?
Jonah: Yeah!
Me: How many kids do you have Pastor?
Jonah: One HUNDRED! And sometimes they are just CRAZY! (as he flails his arms. lol)
Me: CRACKING UP
Me: Pastor Jonah? Are you married?
Jonah: Yes.
Me: what's her name?
Jonah: Um..I don't know yet...
To be continued with more quotes from Jonah the Wise!!
~Lissie Darcy
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